Ringtones for larger breasts

Can a ringtone be directly responsible for breast enlargement? That's what Hideto Tomabechi says. His 'rockmelon' ringtone supposedly causes unconscious body movement to increase mammary mass. Media chic, the online ringtone site claims they had over 10,000 downloads for this tune in the first week it was made available in 2004. Other future endeavors may include smoking-cessation ringtones and anti-baldness ringtones.
You can hear the ringtone here. But don't blame us if your clothing fits differently. Especially if you are a male.