This is an excerpt from a recent MSNBC article:
"Personal-care product makers might want to start being more clear in
their directions and warnings, since some people seem to be having
trouble understanding them. In Norway, some people have begun applying
hemorrhoid cream around their eyes, mistakenly believing it will reduce
puffiness. A Schering Norge AS spokesperson explained, "This is a
pharmaceutical and not a cosmetic... [to be] used on hemorrhoids and
around the opening of the large intestine.""
How does the company know the patients are mistaken in believing this cream will reduce puffiness? We would like to see the results of their ass/eye cream study.

Ass cream really works great for my puffy eye!
Posted by: Phillip McCraken | December 09, 2006 at 06:50 PM