Droopy dog considers surgery

Droopy dog, pictured here, has reportedly considered facelift surgery to improve his longstanding jowl problem. He is quoted as saying 'I don't expect to look 4-years-old again (20 in dog years), but it would be nice to catch the ladies eye again'. In the photo here, he also demonstrates how he would like to have a more upturned nose, like Lindsay Lohan. We wish him the best of luck, and expect he will have an excellent result in light of his realistic expectations.