24 Karat Gold facial

A Chinese company called Umosen has come up with a 24 karat gold facial mask. What does it do? Who knows? Facial rejuvenation, anti-oxidation, mineral delivery, improved blood flow- there's no proof of any of these. But for $300 you can find out for yourself.
Gold has had several therapeutic uses over the years, including anti-arthritis properties.
We made a goldfinger joke before, so we'll just reference that instead of making a new one.