A 24-year-old Amanda Monti responded to Geoffrey Jones' advances at a house party by manually extracting one of his testicles. One report says that he was refusing her advances.
From the BBC news: "She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow
it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying:
"That's yours.""
Doctors were not able to reunite Mr. Jones with his body part.
He is an excellent candidate for a testicular implant.
He may also want to look into a Japanese USB-powered seat cooler (see image below) for his 'sore spot'.
Ms. Monti has actually trumped Mrs. Bobbitt.

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