Happy Woman Magazine has an interview with the cat lady herself. Here are a few mind-numbing highlights:
What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
How does one go about choosing the right surgeon?
It is impossible to hold a medical degree from the University of Papaya as Papaya is not a country, you should never have to walk through a transmission shop to get to the clinic and avoid places that require a secret knock.
Once I've found the right doctor what then?
Be specific about your needs and don't take no for an answer. Remember, like a housepainter, a plastic surgeon works for you. Just as you wouldn't let a housepainter say "No, I think it looks good now. I refuse to do any more work as it would be dangerous." You should not let a surgeon bully you. Make a clear list of what you want. If they cannot deliver, tell them you will get someone else to do it. Then spread a rumour that he/she left a sponge behind your left ear.
I read this story on www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com
about how this wrestling diva had all this plastic surgery to look like Jocelyn. The wrestling babe said "I want to be a cat lady... meow!" It's really funny. I've run into Jocelyn at several functions (my mother is a high society bigwig so I tag along and try to meet rich women who want a bisexual young man), and she's the cat's meow. Sorry, that was too easy.
Posted by: Georgio | December 13, 2007 at 11:13 AM
When you say "mind-numbing highlights", it doesn't make clear that the interview is a spoof. Not a wildly funny one, admittedly, but not "mind-numbing" either.
Posted by: John Self | February 05, 2010 at 07:28 AM