The Daily News hints that Jacko may have had more surgery, as he was spotted in a Barnes and Noble with tape on his face. It could be dressings after having undergone laser resurfacing. Or just another strange behavior from the king of strange.
Americans don't have a monopoly on plastic surgery addiction. Here's some photos from Russia with quite a few nightmares. A lot of lip problems to start with.
Happy Woman Magazine has an interview with the cat lady herself. Here are a few mind-numbing highlights:
What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
How does one go about choosing the right surgeon?
It is impossible to hold a medical degree from the University of Papaya as Papaya is not a country, you should never have to walk through a transmission shop to get to the clinic and avoid places that require a secret knock.
Once I've found the right doctor what then?
Be specific about your needs and don't take no for an answer. Remember, like a housepainter, a plastic surgeon works for you. Just as you wouldn't let a housepainter say "No, I think it looks good now. I refuse to do any more work as it would be dangerous." You should not let a surgeon bully you. Make a clear list of what you want. If they cannot deliver, tell them you will get someone else to do it. Then spread a rumour that he/she left a sponge behind your left ear.
We found some amusing 'data' on www.superpam.com regarding her silicone augmentation. Here is an obviously well-researched example:
Exhibit A: Pamela's Breast Size vs. the Amount of Silicone in the Earth
This is an artist's rendition of the progression of Michael Jackson's looks based on his childhood photo if he had not had any facial surgery. Instead, he now looks like a melted candle.
Now magazine is reporting that David Gest is sorry for having multiple facial cosmetic procedures.
He went to the same surgeon that Michael Jackson used for his facial work.
'All of a sudden I decided to have a nose job and facelift in one
operation, and have cheek implants and a cleft chin a week later,'
'I went ahead because I was unhappy. But if I could live my life again, I wouldn't do it,'
Gest definitely falls in the category of 'overly plasticized'.
Pagesix.com quotes vegas singer Tom Jones as saying: 'I went to see a plastic surgeon in
Beverly Hills and he told me, 'You've got to be careful with your
eyes.' He advised me against having anything else done. He said I
should try to look as natural as I can.'
The 66-year old Jones has reportedly had eyelid surgery and a facelift among other procedures.
We agree with his surgeon. Unless its done subtly, cosmetic surgery can be strange looking on older men.
